me as a parent
when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell
How Canadian cops deal with road rage.
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*person falls, in a loud destructive manner*
voice off camera: Hey, Ron.
fallen person: Hey, Billy!
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savage
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i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project
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why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold
my talents include staying up till 3 am and and forgetting not to swear in front of children